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Lately, there has been a new virus outbreak ravaging the world. It started in late 2019 but didn't come to most people's attention until about March 2020. Since then there have been lockdowns, masks, limited number of people at gatherings, church shutdowns, home schooling and many more draconian measures yet to come.

by Special Correspondent Wembley "Blockshoe" Snyder

One day I heard someone say of something "it don't pass the smell test". I had never heard that expression before so I asked around and it turns out that most people have used that expression at some point in their lives and some people use it all the time. I was intrigued. What is this test everyone speaks of?...

Last Christmas I woke up at night and went into the living room to check on a noise I heard. It sounded like it was coming from the chimney, so I looked up the chimney to see. Just then I heard and smelled the wettest, deepest, nastiest fart I ever heard in my entire life. The pea green gas flowed...

London 1888 - lite fog, sundown - cobblestone street - gaslights glowing

One day I had the most insightful thought. I realized that microscopic bits of shit were shooting out of my asshole when I farted. Same thing with everyone else. These bits of fecal matter are so small that they float around like dust. Those particles of crap are coming into physical contact with the smell receptors of anyone in the...

Beef Jerky is sitting at his desk trying in vain to solve a four square Rubix Cube. The phone rings.

I was lying on the couch and I lifted my leg up, bent at the knee. I pushed and pushed. Each time I pushed I made a sound "ugh!" and kicked my leg. After a few good pumps the bubble of gas inside came out with a loud, sudden sound, yet tenor in tone. The instant relief was nice but...

by Special Corespondent Wembley "blockshoe" Snyder