One day I was blowing bubbles with one of those plastic bottles full of some kind of bubble making liquid. You know the ones, it comes with a little plastic stick that has a round part on each end. Anyway, I was feeling little bloated and had a touch of diarrhea, so stripped down and lied on my bed. I...
Scientific Study #61182019 "A Study of Quantum Farts."
Nasa's new rocket is designed to lift the manned capsule into space using a novel propulsion system for launch. Head engineer Sir Dr. Joe "Blow" Asswind P.H.D. ASCS, got the idea whilst on the toilet one morning. "I was trying to float a hoag but blew wind instead. The force lifted my body up off the toilet seat about a...
One day I was farting and decided to try to see if I could make different sounds with my farts. I made long tone farts, short squeaky farts, and farts that made a popping sound. Eventually I was able to make words with my farts. First I made the vowel sounds and later I worked on the consonants. Then I...
In the world of farting, many people assume that you just push as if you are trying to defecate in order to induce a healthy fart. However, professional farters know that there is much more to farting than that. Farts can be made to have different fragrances, tones, durations, and even moisture content.